Reviews: Married... With Children

You know another thing that uh, you know another thing that makes women such a blessing to us? You're a bad seed, Bundy. Well, what can we do to make it a lot? I saw the Professor do it on Gilligan's Island. He is going to have pizza! Hands Across the Suburbs? And I turned where too many players before me had turned to drown their sorrows: pie.

Al Bundy Touchdown Quote

No, but for a little extra cash, I could give him your dog's face. Peggy catches Al sneaking in the front door after being next door]. Now I know how Tom Arnold feels. You know perfectly well I had my name changed legally. "Remember: a man's castle is his pants. I had a little bit of glory, yeah. AL) Well, me too Bud, and it's gonna remain that way unless the couch suddenly. When bud asks Kelly's advice on how to pick up women] Kelly: Oh, okay, you little gibbon. Spencer Davis: They are people younger, but we heed another call. Today's obese woman feels that it's their God-given right to be heavy, and they do not like being insulted or commented on it by you or me or anyone. Because she TOLD ME! Al bundy don't try to understand women. A family that doesn't respect me? Jefferson, we died and went to the land of milk and... honeys! I checked it myself.

Al Bundy Don't Try To Understand Women

You know, there's nothing like spending Labor Day with the family, good food, and good friends. When did you stop wearing a bra? Al:.. to live longer and have more than he does. Al then grabs the bartender by his collar, and looks at his gold necklace which has the word 'Ray' stamped on it]. Watching Marcy making moans during her banking speech].

Al Bundy Football Quote

We can still stop her. Well, the thing to remember is that Elmer is mad at Bugs because he tied his gun barrel into a bow. Not our families... well, we can't expect that. I want to buy a shoe store. AL) Because the cash register's bolted down. Reviews: Married... with Children. It's where a bunch of cute people find ugly dates, pretend to like them, take them to a party, and laugh at them til they cry. Al appears] You cradle robber! Peg, don't you see that I'm really exited about something here? I mean, look at Cher, Roseanne, Richard Simmons. They get so fat until you die from suicide or a heart attack, and then their butt get small and skinny again until the next guy comes along to marry them and then it's full circle. "Now I'm not proposing a solution, cause I gotta go soon. Oh, it's not for shaving, Steve. Imagine the humiliation when she shows up for work Monday morning! Over a studmuffin like yourself.

Al Bundy Don't Try To Understanding Evolution

See, there's this gene, it's called the single gene. He's a shoe salesman. How far along are you? Young lady, you do realize that that's my son's bedroom that you're going to? Al bundy don't try to understanding evolution. When I asked you for money to buy a battery for the Kaiser you said you didn't have a dime. Mom, you think Dad will get Grandma and Grandpa back together? D is for daddy, Y is for daddy, I is for daddy, WE is for daddy. A new home, and a fresh new Mommy. His life may be miserable, but it certainly is never boring to watch.

And also, leave the fat boy here.